Latesr 25 Problems Only Women With Big Boobs Understand

I LIKE HAVING BIG BREASTS. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS NO DARK SIDE (SUTULI). HERE ARE SOME COMMON PROBLEMS THAT BUSTY BREASTS ENCOUNTER BETWEEN US.

1. YOU CAN NOT WEAR BUTTONS BECAUSE THE BUTTONS ARE OPEN AND YOU LOOK HALF-NAKED. ONCE I REALIZED THAT THE WORKING MEETING WAS 30 MINUTES. IT'S LIKE SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH, BUT YOUR CHEST.

2. CHARMING BRAS CAN NOT BE FOUND. ARE VICTORIA'S SECRET LACE BALCONETTE BRA BRAS? LOOK ELSEWHERE - BECAUSE YOU GET A BRA WITH THE SUPPORT OF GIANT GRANDMOTHERS WITH BEIGE BELTS TWO INCHES WIDE.

3. THE SWIMSUIT IS NOT SUITABLE. ALREADY. NOT A COIN, NOT TWO PIECES, NOT RED COINS, NOT BLUE COINS.

4. PEOPLE (EVEN THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW YOU) TELL YOU THINGS (EVEN IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION!): "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT LOWERING YOUR CHEST?" NO, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOING NASAL WORK? MAYBE YOU COULD AT LEAST TURN AROUND AND GO CHECK YOUR NOSE AT THE DOOR?

5. PEOPLE ASK YOU IF YOUR BACK HURTS. ALTHOUGH I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR SOME WOMEN, IT'S STRANGE WHEN PEOPLE ASSUME THAT SOMETHING THAT I REALLY LOVE IN MY BODY IS AN OBSTACLE.

6. DAILY EXERCISES ARE MOSTLY IMPOSSIBLE. DURING THE PUSH THERE IS A LOT OF SPACE BETWEEN THE BREASTS AND THE FLOOR.

7. YOU MUST WEAR MORE THAN ONE SPORTS BRA IF YOU ARE TRYING TO TRAIN. SOMETIMES TWO, SOMETIMES - UGH - THREE. SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO TEMPORARILY MUMMIFY YOUR BREASTS JUST FOR TRAINING.

8. YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOOK SEXY IN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR. YOUR AMERICAN EAGLE V-NECK MEDIUM OR HENLEY LOOKS CUTE AND AT EASE ON THE MIDDLE AND SMALL GIRLS, BUT INEVITABLY LOOKS LIKE "CLUB OUTFIT" ON YOU.

9. YOU LOOK ESPECIALLY SEXY IN A SWIMSUIT. THERE IS SO MUCH SPLITTING. EVEN IN ONE BATHING SUIT YOU SEEM TO BE TRYING TO GET INTO THE HOOTERS CALENDAR.

10. PEOPLE ASK WHAT SIZE OF BRA YOU ARE. BOTH WOMEN AND MEN. THIS IS STRANGE AND RUDE. I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH.

11. THE GUYS PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO YOUR BREASTS IN BED, AS IF WE ASSUME THAT THE LARGE BREASTS AUTOMATICALLY CORRESPOND TO THE "APPENDAGES OF PLEASURE AS AN EXTREMELY SENSITIVE CLITORIS." NOT TRUE.

12. YOU ARE CONSTANTLY WORRIED ABOUT DRESSAGE TIPS FOR "LUSH" FIGURES, BECAUSE THE BOARD IS STILL SHIT. HOW IS THIS THING ABOUT WAIST BELTS? IT SEEMS YOU IMAGINE YOUR BREASTS ON A TRAY.

13. YOU CAN NEVER WEAR ANYTHING. YOU ARE BASICALLY CRYING, WATCHING THE RED CARPET OF OSCAR, JEALOUS FROM ALL SIDES OF THE BOOBS, WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SEE.

14. YOU CAN NOT WEAR BRIDE'S DRESSES, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS SUSPENDERS. DAMN YOU BRIDES AND YOUR STRAPLESS TRENDS. GO TO THE DEVIL.

15. YOU CAN NOT WEAR BLAZERS. BECAUSE THEY ALL OPEN BELOW, SO THAT YOUR TORSO RESEMBLES A LARGE BELL. THIS TABLET CLICK ON HOW TO JUST THROW A BLAZER ON A DRESS FOR YOUR INTERVIEW, FOR YOU, IS A FAKE.

16. YOU CAN WEAR ONLY COLLARS. BECAUSE THE LONG SWING FROM THE CLIPPING OF YOUR BREASTS LIKE A CAT TOY.

17. CROSSED BODY BAGS ARE AWKWARD IN YOUR ARMPIT. AS IF YOU ARE BREASTFEEDING.

18. YOU LOOK COMPLETELY STUPID, IF IN THE PICTURE YOU ARE HALF CONFUSED.

19. YOU FEEL SPECIAL WITH KATE UPTON. SHE CAN CONTINUE HER SUICIDE.

20. YOU ARE ALWAYS INTERESTED IN WHAT CHRISTINA HENDRIX HAS UNDER HER CLOTHES. BECAUSE HIS DESK DEFIES ALL THE BIG PHYSICS BOOBS, LIKE YOU, THE BIG CHEST OWNER, EVENTUALLY UNDERSTOOD THEM.

21. YOU ARE HORRIFIED AT THE IDEA OF ​​BEING PREGNANT, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU LIKE YOUR BIG TITS, THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH.